Annoying female habit 1: Making an anniversary out of everything
What is it with women turning the nice little things in life into a
grand gift-exchanging, champagne-popping ceremony? We return home from a
normal day at work to be met with a candle-lit dinner and an expensive
looking gift but, quite frankly, it makes our heart stop. Have you done
something wrong? Is it your birthday? My birthday? Oh silly me, it’s the
anniversary of the first time we looked at each other. Please refrain
from doing this, ladies. We have a hard enough time getting event dates
right without being shouted at for not buying the dog a card to
celebrate the anniversary of his first vaccination.
Annoying female habit 2: Piling the bed with cushions
One would be mistaken for thinking that a bed is for sleeping in. We
go to get our head down for the night, only to find the bed piled
sky-high with strategically placed cushions that leave no room for us.
What’s more, only a couple of these cushions actually have a purpose. We
don’t need the tiny heart-shaped one or the big fluffy one that makes
us sneeze – just a normal pillow to rest our head on will suffice. We
don’t adorn the bed with DIY tools and model cars, so please tame your
OCD (Obsessive Cushion Disorder) and stop making an elaborate display
out of our bed so we can get down to the important stuff.
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